Category Archives: SUSPENSE



Do things get more depressing than this? I’m not really sure. Sure, it’s a classic but boy this is sad. I need to get some tissues just thinking about it.


ALPHA DOG ~ 2006


I don’t think there’s anything wrong with this movie, except when Ben Foster takes an impromptu crap on that guy’s floor. UNNNNNNNHHH GRUNT GRUNT!!! I mean who can poop at will? Come on!

THE ROAD ~ 2009


The Road… bleak and sad and depressing and cry-ey. This is one of the only other things I ever talked about on IMDB and both times I got yelled at for my opinion so I quit that crap. I think, overall,  this thing is really good – but sad making – and yep, lookie there, there’s Guy Pearce in a wicked cameo, you stud. Why did you do LOCKOUT? That’s also sad-making. If it was me, I would have just stayed in that bunker and eaten canned peaches until… well.. I had to go out and start eating diseased people. Gross.



I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO not a Colin Farrell fan but I liked this for some reason. Maybe because all he has to do is stand in a phone booth most of the time. Maybe because this had Radha Mitchell who I also . I don’t know for sure, but this is worth your time if you have not much else to do. If we did ratings out here this would get one of those “participation awards” they give out these days in lieu of trophies. Or spankings.