Man this movie is FANTASTIC! If we did ratings out here this would get an A+ or a five star or a 10/10. George Clooney is a stud, Tilda Swinton is completely awesome, Wilkinson is crazy good and the story is insanely good. “I’m not the guy you kill. I’m the guy you buy!” Shiver and goosebumps.
This attempt at horror wasn’t very horrifying. In fact, this was kind of boring and lasted way too long. I won’t spoil anything but those giant tentacles there aren’t as exciting as you might think. I would advise this only for free.
AAAAAAHHHHHH – old Ridley Scott and young Tom Cruise. I loved this so much as a kid. I was watching someone watching this a few months ago and it looks like it could be a little dated, but I didn’t catch the whole thing. I should give this another watch when I have some time. Always good for some nice 80’s synth action.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatt?? I LOVE THIS MOVIE! It’s hilarious and action packed and the story is wicked-SMAHT and the special effects rock! Where’s the sequel we were promised?? This thing is awesome!!
There’s nothing wrong with this movie. I like Anna Faris though. This is cute and not too difficult and if you haven’t seen it it’s not bad at all for a Saturday afternoon. It even has a nice “Run, Forest! Run!” moment with Bruce Willis’ kid. Oh – and Emma Stone’s in it before she got so popular.
Halfway exciting heist story about a man standing on a ledge. I mean – Worthing stands on a ledge while some other people steal stuff using the most complicated plan any human could have ever devised. Anthony Mackie is always excellent.
I think this is a very, very good movie – but it’s also very, very long. I think both times I’ve seen it, it as a two (or three) sittings event. Totally excellent performances from everyone, very realistic settings and historical “devices”, very long. Casey Affleck deserved something for this. Fantastic!
I was actually surprised to watch this and come away from it thinking “Hey that was pretty good”. This all action and special effects, so don’t expect an explanation on String Theory. It didn’t hurt that Timothy Olyphant was in this.
This is only one of the greatest comedies ever made!! This is a TOTAL CLASSIC that never gets old and my friends and I can (and do) quote this pretty consistently. If you haven’t seen this, immediately stop looking at your computer or tablet or phone, stop reading this and go catch this somehow.
“when there was no meat, we ate fowl and when there was no fowl, we ate crawdad and when there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand.”
“you ate what?”
“we ate sand.”
“you ate SAND??!”
“that’s right.”
This morning when I was free associating movies I’ve seen and want to put out here, I started downloading all of the M. Night Shyamalan posters. Then I got to thinking it would be cool to do some sort of theme day and then I thought I didn’t want to do that but I could put together a collection of all of his works and that would give me an option for doing something like “all of the Halloweens” or “all of the Pixar movies” or “something”. Anyway – up at the top menu there’s a new page called COLLECTOR SETS. I hope you like!
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